People always assume that I’m pissed off. Most of the time I’m not. Trust me, if I were pissed, you’d know it. Apparently, when I don’t smile, I look pissed. But what am I suppose to do? Walk around with a goofy ass grin on my face like my mom did a little too much E when I was in the womb? I’m so sick of everyone saying, “Hey why don’t you smile more?” Or “Hey give us a smile!” how about “Hey shut your fucking face”
If all you can come up with for conversation is giving me shit for not smiling then maybe you should go home and google “conversation starters” or something.
Then there’s always “That Guy” who wants to makes it his personal job to try to make me laugh. Why is it that this guy is never ACTUALLY funny. All he does it act like an ass. And apparently touching me or my face or my hair is suppose to make me laugh. I don’t know you don’t touch me. I was in a good mood until you started fucking with me.
Another thing that SUCKS is that I can’t hear. I come off like a super bitch because sometimes if someone isn’t talking directly to me in a group conversation I zone out and start playing on my phone. But its not because I don’t care!!! It’s because I can’t hear!!! I’m pretty sure “what” is my most commonly used word. Ever.